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Blonde Jokes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: You don't they're born that way!

Q: What do blondes do they comb their hair?

A: They pull up their pants!

Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

A: Because it said "concentrate"!

Q: Why don't blondes have elavator jobs?

A: They don't know the route!

Q: How do blonde braincells die?

A: Alone!

Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?

A: Blow in her ear!

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?

A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions!

Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?

A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out!

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?

A: T*ts go in front!

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

A: Toes go in first!

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?

A: Because everybody gets a turn!!

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered!

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant!

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought!

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth!

Q: Why did the blonde climb over the chain link fence?

A: To see what was on the other side!

Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

A: She heard that the drinks were on the house!

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?

A: Third Grade!

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

A: For throwing out the W's!

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?

A: It took her 2 weeks to figure out that you could play it at night!

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold!

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the # 11???

A: She didn'y know which 1 came first!

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?

A: She tried to drown it!

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?

A: She threw it off a cliff!

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?

A: There is a stamp on it!

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?

A: They think someone is taking their picture!

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?

A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads!

Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?

A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees!

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations!

Q: There are three third grade girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Which one has the biggest tits?

A: The blonde.... she's 18!

Q: Three people were walking down the street. Santa Claus, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde. They all saw a ten dollar bill on the sidewalk. Who got it?

A: The dumb blonde got it becuase the other two are fictional!

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