15 Reasons Why Choclate Is Better Than Sex
- 1.You can GET chocolate.
- 2.Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
- 3.You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
- 4.You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
- 5.You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
- 6.Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty
- 7.The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
- 8.You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours
without upsetting your work mates.
- 9.You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
- 10.With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
- 11.You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
- 12.You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
- 13.You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
- 14.When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
- 15.With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good