Yo' Mama Jokes
Yo' Mama's So Fat.....
- whenever she goes swimming in the ocean, baby whales can be seen nursing on her bre*sts
- she uses a mattress for a Kotex
- she makes Hong Kong look like a baby chimp
- even Arsenio couldn't kiss all her butt
- she uses a roll of Bounty and a rope for a tampon
- she showers at a car wash
- when your father mounts her, his ears pop
- her diaphragms come in a Domino's pizza box
- when she goes to the beach, she's the only one who gets a tan
- she uses a hula hoop as a pinkie ring
- if she bent over, they could show two movies on her butt
- when she dances the band skips
- when she wears a red dress, everyone yells, "Hey Kool-Aid!"
- her clothes have stretch marks
- when she sites around the house, she REALLY sits around the house
Yo' Mama's so Ugly.........
- yo' father put the bathroom mirror inside the medicine cabinet
- her pillows cry at night
- her own shadow is afraid of her
- even her Rice Krispies won't talk to her
- she could be a poster child for the burn center
- when she was a child, her parents sent her to the movies-then moved!
- when she was a child, she had to "trick or treat" over the telephone
- she could make k.d. lang go straight
- she's a living example of why some animals eat their young
- she's a living example of why you shouldn't do IT with family
- farmers pay top dollar for her to stand in the fields and scare the crows away
Yo' Mama's so Short.........
- she looks up to EVERYONE
- she does IT with your sister's Ken doll
- she could bungee jump off my shoelaces
- she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a curb
- she goes swimming in a bottle cap
- she scuba dives in the fish bowl
- she takes an elevator to get up to bed
- she could ride on the back of a roach, and her legs would still dangle
Yo' Mama's so Stupid........
- she goes to the library to get a book of matches
- she thinks Chevy Chase is a funny car race
- she brings toilet paper to a crap game
- she sold her car for gas money
- she cooks with Old Spice
- she brought a rabbit to a hair salon
- she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet
- she thinks a pawn shop is a chess players' club
- she thinks tofu is a guy with a foot fetish
- she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price
- she thinks lobotomy is a new dance craze
- when she went to a movie and it said, "under 17 not admitted,"she went home to find 16 relatives