10 Reasons Why Hockey Is Better Than Sex

• 1. It's legal to play hockey professionally.
• 2. The puck is always hard.
• 3. Protective equipment is reusable and you don't even have to wash it.
• 4. It lasts a full hour.
• 5. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.
• 6. Your parents cheer when you score.
• 7. Periods only last 20 minutes.
• 8. You can count on it at least twice a week.
• 9. You can tell your friends about it afterwards.
• 10. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.